Independent caravan buying consultation · £150 · Retired industry expert
Before You Spend Tens of Thousands on a Caravan or Lodge, Spend £150 Making Sure It’s the Right Decision
A private 45–60 minute video consultation with a retired caravan-industry expert with 30 years’ experience — before you buy, and before you pay a deposit.
Buying a static caravan or holiday lodge can be exciting, but the wrong decision can become extremely expensive. Site fees, depreciation, licence terms, resale commissions, finance, pitch rules and exit costs can all have a major impact on what your purchase really costs.
30 Years’ Industry Experience·Retired Industry Expert·Totally Independent·No Sales Targets·No Pressure·Private Video Consultation
£150 spent on independent advice before you commit could save you thousands later.
When you may be about to spend £30,000, £50,000, £80,000 or more, £150 for independent advice is a small price to pay for clarity before you sign.
The service
What Your £150 Consultation Covers
The discussion is yours. Bring any deal, quote or contract you are weighing up, and work through it together — park by park, line by line.
- ✓Where to buy
- ✓Which parks may suit you
- ✓What type of caravan or lodge to consider
- ✓New vs used
- ✓Realistic purchase pricing
- ✓Whether the quoted deal looks sensible
- ✓Pitch choice
- ✓Park reputation and suitability
- ✓Annual site fees
- ✓Utilities and running costs
- ✓Licence periods
- ✓Age limits on caravans
- ✓Park rules
- ✓Subletting
- ✓Finance considerations
- ✓Insurance requirements
- ✓Decking and extras
- ✓Depreciation
- ✓Resale value
- ✓Park commission when selling
- ✓Removal and exit costs
- ✓Cancellation and deposit terms
- ✓What happens if circumstances change
- ✓What documents to read before signing
- ✓What promises should be confirmed in writing
- ✓Negotiation points
- ✓Red flags
- ✓Questions to ask the sales team
“You may only buy one holiday home — I’ve spent 30 years seeing how these deals work.”
Perspective
Why £150 Could Be One of the Cheapest Parts of Your Purchase
A caravan or lodge purchase can involve tens of thousands of pounds upfront and thousands more every year. A poor decision on the park, pitch, licence, fees or resale terms can cost far more than the price of this consultation.
The aim of the consultation is not to persuade you to buy. Sometimes the best advice may be to walk away, negotiate harder, choose a different park or reconsider the deal completely.
£150 now could prevent a £10,000, £20,000 or larger mistake later.
The service
Independent Caravan Buying Consultation
✓ 45–60 minutes by private video call
✓ With a retired expert — not a salesperson
✓ Totally independent of any park or dealer
✓ Written follow-up summary included
Before you commit
Before You Pay a Deposit
Do not allow excitement, sales pressure or a “today only” offer to rush you into paying a deposit before you understand the full commitment. Once money is paid and paperwork is signed, changing your mind may become more difficult.
- ✓What exactly is included in the purchase price?
- ✓Is the deposit refundable and under what circumstances?
- ✓What are the annual site fees?
- ✓How often can those fees increase?
- ✓What is the licence period?
- ✓Is there an age limit on the caravan?
- ✓What commission does the park charge when you sell?
- ✓Are there restrictions on private resale?
- ✓Can you sublet?
- ✓What are the utility charges?
- ✓Are there compulsory insurance requirements?
- ✓What are the exit/removal costs?
- ✓What happens if you need to sell sooner than expected?
- ✓Are verbal promises included in the written agreement?
Speak to an Independent Expert Before You Pay a Deposit — £150
Private 45–60 minute video consultation with a retired caravan-industry expert with 30 years’ experience.
About your consultant
Your Independent Caravan Buying Expert
I have spent 30 years working within the caravan and holiday-park industry. I now use that experience to help buyers make informed decisions before committing their money.
My role is completely different from a park salesperson. I have no sales target and no requirement to persuade you to buy. The consultation is about helping you understand the deal, the costs, the risks and the questions you should be asking.
If I believe something needs further investigation, negotiation or reconsideration, I will tell you.
Book your consultation
Book My Independent Video Consultation — £150
Five simple steps from booking to your follow-up summary — with a retired industry expert in between.
Book Consultation
Choose your time
£150 Stripe Payment
One-time secure checkout
Pre-Meeting Questionnaire
Send your deal details in advance
Video Meeting
45–60 minutes, private 1-to-1
Follow-Up Summary
Key points + next steps by email
Independent Caravan Buying Consultation — £150
with a retired caravan-industry expert · 45–60 minutes
One-time fee
£150
£150 one-time payment — no subscription.
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Your £150 consultation is completely independent. You are paying for my time, experience and advice — not a sales pitch. After your video meeting you’ll receive a concise written summary of what we covered and the key actions for you to take next.
£150 spent before buying could save you thousands — or stop you making the wrong purchase completely.
Questions first? Email [email protected]
Step 3 of 5
Pre-Meeting Questionnaire
After you book, tell us about your purchase plans and the numbers in front of you. The more context you give, the more the video meeting can be tailored to your exact situation.
Not ready to book?
Ask the Independent Caravan Expert
If you’re still early in your research, ask a free question about the park, area or deal you’re considering. The expert will reply to the email address you provide — no charge and no obligation.
For a full, private walkthrough of everything in front of you, the £150 video consultation is the complete service.
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Spend £150 making sure it’s the right decision.
Private 45–60 minute video consultation with a retired caravan-industry expert with 30 years’ experience — followed by a written summary of the key points and next steps.
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